Brawndo

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Brawndo is great, it's what plants crave.

The thirst mutilator, like having sex with a tractor trailer.
Like getting a blow job from a leaf blower…
Like shaving your chest with a lawn mower!

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It will help you kick ass at kicking ass.
It's got electrolytes! (It's what plants crave.)
It's better then water, 'cause water comes outta a toilet,
& I ain't never seen a plant grow outta a toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Solo:"

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