Minivan

I picked her up at The Konrad, right at last call.
The kinda place you have a good time if you're realistic.

Quick walk to her place.
Gotta say I was having a good time…
After she blew my cock, well, she blew my mind!

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I gave her the rocker.
I gave her the shocker.
I gave her the Spocker & then the show stopper…

Chorus:
2 in the front & 5 in the back.
Minivan!
A sight to behold, it's quite the stunt.
Minivan!

After that performance I knew it wouldn't be just a one time fling.
Going back time again, just to do that dirty thing.

Who says a divorced 44 year old mother of three can't be fine.
A quick, proper, hard rogering…
Then it's mother fucking Muppet time!

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